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The Return of Clint
First of all guys I would like to apologize for last week’s abbreviated type column. To be frankly honest I was excited to get working on this 100 Greatest Badasses of All Time list and didn’t have it...
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X-2: X-Men United
Dear Mystique, Hey sugar it’s me Vern. Remember me I reviewed your first movie “the x-men” and even though I don’t read that comic strip shit, I enjoyed the picture. Well I gotta say although the title...
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God help us… Vern has seen X3…
SPOILER ALERT !! Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. Vern has done it again. I gut-laughed at least 3 times during this review… It contains some spoilers, so be warned of that. All these positive reviews for X3...
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Marie Antoinette and The Prestige
THE PRESTIGE and MARIE ANTOINETTE double feature This week was one of those ones that start coming up toward the end of the year where there’s just too many movies you want to see all coming out on the...
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X-Men Origins: Wolverine
By special request, and because I was planning on doing it anyway, here is my review of X-MEN 4: X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE: THE PREQUEL. Word on X-MEN ORIGINS WOLVERINE has been toxic ever since some...
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Real Steel
Here’s a not-perfect but surprisingly enjoyable family sports robots drama from the visionary director of, to be frankly honest, CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN (remake) and THE PINK PANTHER (remake) and a bunch...
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The Miserables
As you may have noticed, this week I’m doing some leading-up-to-the-Oscars-on-Sunday reviews. This one here completes my best-picture-nominees checklist, and then I’m gonna do a few less acclaimed...
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The Wolverine
Remember Darren Aranofsky was gonna do this new Wolverine movie? He’d done THE WRESTLER and he was the original director on THE FIGHTER and then he named it THE WOLVERINE, but he had to drop out to...
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Summer Movie Flashback: Van Helsing
2004 VAN HELSING is a pretty cool idea for a horror-adventure type movie. The slayer of Dracula continues his saga, a supernatural expert who goes on to encounter other classic monsters like Mr. Hyde,...
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X-Men: Days of Future Past
Oh shit, so this is the magic rebootification formula now: the J.J. Abrams STAR TREK recipe. One or more original cast members cross paths with younger actors playing the same characters thanks to time...
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Chappie
CHAPPIE is a slight but sweet sci-fi story from South Africa’s Neill Blomkamp. It’s like a meaner SHORT CIRCUIT or an unexpectedly good Asylum knockoff of the remake of ROBOCOP. The Johannesburg police...
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Revisiting the X-Men trilogy
X-MEN (2000) Remember when comic book movies were rare, and usually bad? When the idea of a Marvel Comics movie not powered by Wesley Snipes being a mainstream hit seemed laughable? It’s hard to...
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Logan
(some spoilers here for a great movie that you should just go see regardless of what I say) When the first X-MEN movie came out I thought this new “Hugh Jackman” guy looked and acted so much like Clint...
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Swordfish
a survey of summer movies that just didn’t catch on June 8, 2001 These next two Summer Flings will not be wannabe tentpole Happy Meal type movies with action figures, but adult-aimed studio action...
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